If you think these gifts are a good idea, you’re about to make a huge mistake.

Some gifts say “I love you,” and others scream “I put zero thought into this.” If you want to see disappointment flash across your wife’s face faster than you can say “receipt, please,” then go ahead and make one of these classic gift-giving blunders.
But if you actually want her to feel cherished on her birthday (and avoid sleeping on the couch), pay attention. Some mistakes are forgivable—these ones? Not so much. Here’s what not to buy her.